There’s No Crying In Back To The Future III

It is a rare combination when a thing can be adorable and pathetic at the same time. Like those dog’s in cages in those late night TV commercials or The Crying Wife.  The Crying Wife is a website that highlights clips that  some husband made of his wife who cries at every movie. And I mean EVERY movie.  There is a clip where she cries after Back To The Future Part 3.  Part Three?!  I cried too after seeing that in the theaters because they had taken a perfectly good memory from my childhood and smashed it like ol’ Doc Brown’s 1880 time travelin’ locomotive into Shonash Ravine.

In this clip she is crying while watching the the mega disaster movie 2012. She gets emotionally connected to characters who are flying a plane through an earthquake.  This woman needs around the clock care or she needs her own show where she reviews movies. (“I laughed. I cried. I cried. I cried.”)    I wish I could enjoy movies this again.  I wish I could watch the movie 2012 and have it rip my guts out like Shindler’s List.

She doesn’t disappoint however,  because she does eek out a review at the very end.  After a crying fit that could almost be confused as orgasmic, she reviews the film simply with “that movie was horrible. I am going to have nightmares forever.”