BNE Into Uchitel’s Apartment: A How To

If you were wondering exactly how to break into Rachel Uchitel’s apartment, you are in luck because Access Hollywood will show you. This paparazzi journalism, where shows like Extra, The Insider and Access Hollywood buy video clips from hired stalkers who follow celebrities and then ask them provocative and intimate questions just to get a response, is despicable. Being a self appointed media critic, I have to watch them (I stopped watching TMZ altogether because it is so grievous), but Access Hollywood has gone too far with this shit. One of their freelance stalkers followed Tiger Woods’ #1 mistress to her home and when she found herself locked out, they showed a video of her breaking in to her own place. There was an editorial decision to run this footage. This is a disgrace. The only one that needs to know how to break in to Uchitel’s apartment is Tiger Woods