This Tiger Woods story is too good to be true for my headline writing. Allegedly, Tiger’s wife Elin attacked him with a golf club. This irony cannot be overlooked. That would be like Rudolph Guiliani getting crushed by a 9/11 monument.
other Snore headlines might include:
*Woods Needed A Driver So His Wife Gave Him One
*Designated Driver (photo of the golf club on the ground near car wreck)
*What A Putt-z
*Tiger’s Tail (photo of the ‘other woman’)
*Tiger’s Shortest Drive
*Hole In Two
*Tiger Gets Ball Washed, Wife Takes Him To Cleaners
*It’s In The Ho (for my Caddy Shack Peoples)
I see a second career as New York Post headline writer in your future…